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Welcome to the Goodwood Edition of the VNEWS……This newsletter includes the following: View the VNEWS in your browser. VJoke – Trip to Bali…. VBigBets – Biggest winning and losing one… VBet – John B is this … Read More

Welcome to the ANZAC Day Edition of the VNEWS…… View the VNEWS in your browser. VJOKE A Catholic Priest, a Baptist Preacher and a Rabbi all served as Chaplains to the students of the University of … Read More

Welcome to the All Aged Stakes Edition of the VNEWS…… View the VNEWS in your browser. VJOKE Two Aussies were hunting in the Outback when they chanced upon a huge hole in the ground. They approached … Read More

Welcome to the Queen Elizabeth Stakes Edition of the VNEWS…… View the VNEWS in your browser. VJOKE A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York City and reclined on the back … Read More

Welcome to the Doncaster Mile Edition of the VNEWS…… View the VNEWS in your browser. VJOKE A magician was working on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week, so he did the same tricks … Read More

Welcome to the Easter Edition of the VNEWS…… View the VNEWS in your browser. VJOKE Nymphomaniac Convention A man boarded an aircraft at London’s Heathrow Airport for New York, and taking his seat as he settled … Read More

Welcome to the Golden Slipper Edition of the VNEWS…… View the VNEWS in your browser. VJOKE A frog walks into a bank and approaches the teller, whose name tag reads “Patricia Whack.” “Miss Whack, I’d like … Read More

Welcome to the Blamey Stakes Edition of the VNEWS…… View the VNEWS in your browser. VJOKE Working people frequently ask Retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day, … Read More

Welcome to the Super Saturday Edition of the VNEWS…… View the VNEWS in your browser. VJOKE Little Geoffrey wanted to go to the Zoo and pestered his parents for days and days. Finally, his mother … Read More

Welcome to the Chipping Norton Edition of the VNEWS…… View the VNEWS in your browser. VJOKE An Irishman Paddy is stumbling through the woods totally drunk, after leaving the Pub trying to find his way … Read More