Welcome to the Blamey Stakes Edition of the VNEWS……
Working people frequently ask Retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day, Jeanie my wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a Policeman writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, ‘Come on Man, how about giving a Senior Citizen a break?’ He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
I called him an Arsehole. He then glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires. So Jeanie called him a stupid “Shit Head”. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing more tickets. This went on for about 20-25 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Just then our bus arrived and we jumped on it and went home. We weren’t too concerned about the vehicle’s owner because of the sticker on the back window “I support the Greens”.
We try to have a little fun each day now that we’re retired. It’s important at our age!
The biggest winning wager with us last weekend was at Flemington:
- Flemington R7 – Spanish Reef $4,000 Fixed at $3.10 (Pre-Post), started $2.50 – Credit of $8,400 to the VICBET Client……
And the largest losing wager with us was at Flemington also in the Cup:
- Flemington R8 – Gailo Chop $5,000 TF (Second at $3.20) – Loss of $5,000 to the VICBET Client……
Patrick A had his $100 VBET on a winner at Kembla Grange last week – Readycatgo at the Top Fluc odds of $1.75, started $1.60, so $75 jumps in the till for Patrick……….
The $100 VBET is given to anyone that sends a new joke that appears here in the VNEWS, opens an account, refers a friend, has a bet in the previous month, rates the joke by return EMail or sends some feedback about how we can improve the VNEWS….
VH2H – Head to Head Betting
With the VICBET Head 2 Head Betting if you make a deposit anytime this week from Monday to Friday we will add a 20% Bonus to have some H2H bets. Simply text Tim Cleary (0433-339347) after depositing so we know you would like to have a try, the only catch is no withdrawals till you have had a H2H bet in a Group of two and three and the Max FREE H2H bets is $250….
Group 2 Blamey Stakes Day at Flemington and Group 1 Coolmore Classic Day at Rosehill Gardens are the highlights of the upcoming weekends racing…..
I have a added an extra button, at the base of every Betting Race Screen there is now a “Next to Jump” button………….
Up on the VICBET website there are plenty of Feature Races to choose from, including the Queen Elizabeth Stakes with Winx the dominant $1.22 Fav, you are welcome to have $1.30 this week, simply reply to the VNEWS…….
Keep it simple this week, I will randomly pick some people that open the VNEWS and they will get a FREE H2H bet………
The Blamey Stakes was first run in 1955 and is named after Sir Thomas Albert Blamey who was Australia’s only native born Field Marshal and was a VRC Committee Member from 1947 until his death in 1951…….
Your referrals are always most appreciated and are one of the main sources of us sourcing new Clients so we would like to reward you. To show our appreciation when you introduce a family member or a friend to us if anyone introduces someone and they deposit up to $500 (T/O X 3 and excl Odds-On) to get their VICBET account going we will add a FREE $300 into your VICBET account.…….
If you are new to VICBET welcome, if you have an account and have misplaced your login details please text or call Rod on 0412-126126..……I will then Email and text the details to you straight away…..
If you know anyone that would be interested in a VICBET account, it doesn’t matter if they are a $1 punter or more, everyone is treated equally so please pass on our website details…..
Good Luck and Happy Punting……