VICBET VNEWS – EASTER

Rod ClearyNews & Media

Welcome to the Easter Edition of the VNEWS……

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VJOKE

Nymphomaniac Convention

A man boarded an aircraft at London’s Heathrow Airport for New York, and taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realised she was heading straight toward his seat and bingo – she took the seat right beside him. “Hello”, he blurted out, “Business trip or vacation?” She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, “Business. I’m going to the annual nymphomaniac convention in the United States …….”He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, “What’s your business role at this convention?” “Lecturer,” she responded,” I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality..””Really”, he smiled, “what myths are those?” “Well,” she explained, “one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it’s the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek descent.. We have also found that the best potential lovers in all categories are the Irish.”Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. “I’m sorry,” she said. “I really shouldn’t be discussing this with you, I don’t even know your name!” “Tonto,” the man said. “Tonto Papadopoulos, but my friends call me Paddy.”

VBIGBET  

The biggest winning wager with us last weekend was at Rosehill in the Galaxy:

  • Rosehill R8 – In Her Time $5,000 TF at $4.20 – Credit of $16k to the VICBET Client……
  • Also Rosehill R5, the George Ryder – Winx $25,000 Fixed at $1.16 – Credit of $4k to the VICBET Client……

And the largest losing wager with us was in the Ranvet:

  •  Rosehill R4 – Ventura Storm $5,000 EW Fixed at $8.50 (Unplaced) – Loss of $10k to the VICBET Client……

VBET

This week’s $100 VBET goes to Bill R, thanks for the feedback about the H2H Betting……

John Mc had his $100 VBET on a second placegetter at Rosehill last Saturday – Single Gaze  at the TF Odds of $5,  but Gailo Chop the Fav was too good…………

The $100 VBET next time will go to the person that replies with their “All-Time” favourite horse and the reasons why…….

VH2H – Head to Head Betting

With our exclusive Head 2 Head Betting getting more and more popular each week a reminder if you would like to nominate a particular H2H in a Group of 2 or 3 in any race then simply text Tim Cleary (0433-339347) and he will put online for you……..Nominate a H2H and get a look for a Bonus in your account………..

VMEETINGS

Easter is all out about Chocolate, the Stawell Gift, Religion and lots of Race Meetings. The highlights will come thick and fast, for starters Royal Randwick has seven Group Races on Easter Saturday including the Group One Tancred Stakes and the Vinery Stud Stakes, then there is Oakbank for all the Jumps racing fans…….For anyone interested in having a bet on Good Friday, there are races from Ascot and Kalgoorlie……

VKEEPING 

Did you know here at VICBET we bet Top Fluc the Place most races, no one else does that. In fact we do it every race when there are 11 or more starters or 5 to 7 runners (excludes Odds-on chances)…….If a horse is say $9 into $6 and you have backed it TF the Place you get 1/4 = $3…..Or in a Field of seven your selection is $4 into $3.20, then you get 1/3rd  = $2 the place at the TF….

VFEATURE RACING 

Up on the VICBET website there are plenty of Feature Races to choose from, including The Doncaster with Kementari the $4 Fav, you are welcome to have $5 this week, simply reply to the VNEWS…….

VPROMOTIONS

The VLOAD Reload is back, drop in a deposit on Good Friday in readiness for Easter and 10% will added…………Max is $200 & TO X 3 excluding Odds-on chances and Exotics…..To be turned over on the Easter Weekend…..

VFACTS 

Two of my all time Favourite horses are Tulloch and Emancipation and both have Group Two races in their honour this upcoming Saturday at Rosehill Gardens.  Firstly Tulloch (1954-1969), he is renowned as the third best Australian horse of all time behind Phar Lap (1926-1932) and Carbine (1885-1914). I would say Winx is not far away sitting now in the top five to seven. Tulloch won at distances from 1,000 metres to 3,200 metres, raced on 53 occasions for 36 wins and 16 placings. he was unplaced only once when an extremely unlucky 7th to Hi Jinx in the 1960 Melbourne Cup. Emancipation (foaled 1979) raced only as a three and four year old and won 19 of her 28 race starts. These included six Group Ones and all in Sydney. She was named Australia’s Champion racehorse in 1984.

VREFER

Your referrals are always most appreciated and are one of the main sources of us sourcing new Clients so we would like to reward you. To show our appreciation when you introduce a family member or a friend to us if anyone introduces someone and they deposit up to $500 (T/O X 3 and excl Odds-On & Exotics) to get their VICBET account going we will add a FREE $325 into your  VICBET account.…….

VEND

If you are new to VICBET welcome, if you have an account and have misplaced your login details please text or call Rod on 0412-126126..……

I will then Email and text the details to you straight away……..

If you know anyone that would be interested in a VICBET account, it doesn’t matter if they are a $1 punter or more, everyone is treated equally so please pass on our website details…..

Good Luck and Happy Punting……