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Welcome to the Blue Diamond Edition of the VNEWS……. View the VNEWS in your browser. VJOKE A couple were invited to a swanky costume party in Bayside Melbourne. Unfortunately the wife came down with a … Read More

Welcome to the Lightning Stakes Edition of the VNEWS……. View the VNEWS in your browser. VJOKE There were three little boys visiting their Grandparents, arriving unexpectedly. The oldest who is ten came out and asked … Read More

Welcome to the C.F. Orr Stakes Edition of the VNEWS……. View the VNEWS in your browser. VJOKE Paddy the Irishman goes to America for the very first time, while walking up 5th Avenue he sees … Read More

Welcome to the Christmas Edition of the VNEWS……. Merry Christmas to everyone and Happy New Year……. View the VNEWS in your browser. VJOKE After 28 years of marriage, Randall and his wife came for some counseling. When … Read More

Welcome to the VRC Derby Day Edition of the VNEWS……. View the VNEWS in your browser. VJOKE A blind man enters a bar and find his way to a barstool. After ordering a drink and sitting there … Read More

Welcome to the Cox Plate Edition of the VNEWS……. Can Winx equal the Mighty Kingston’s Record of three Cox Plates? View the VNEWS in your browser. VJOKE Billy is getting into the shower just as his wife … Read More

Welcome to the Caulfield Cup Edition of the VNEWS……. View the VNEWS in your browser. VJOKE Golf Dilemma Randall and Mark K were playing in the Final of the Club Championship Tournament at Royal Melbourne one beautiful … Read More

Welcome to the Caulfield Guineas Edition of the VNEWS……. View the VNEWS in your browser. VJOKE During the wedding rehearsal, Brett the tall, super handsome Groom approaches the Priest with an unusual offer before his wedding. “Look, … Read More

Welcome to the Turnbull Edition of the VNEWS……. View the VNEWS in your browser. VJOKE At School Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this … Read More

Welcome to the Underwood Edition of the VNEWS…….CLICK HERE if looking on your Mobile Device VJOKE Randall and his mate Timmsy were walking home from their local Pub in Melbourne the other night and noticed a box … Read More