VICBET VNEWS – DAY 3 OAKS DAY 2022

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Welcome to the OAKS DAY edition of Rod Cleary’s VNEWS…

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VPROMOS

Thursday (Oaks Day) – Simply have a Fixed Odds Win Bet on any race at Flemington and if your horse runs SECOND or THIRD, we will refund your stake back as a bonus up to $50. On the VRC Oaks (Flemington Race 8), we will extend this offer to $100.

Friday – Simply, have a Fixed Odds Win Bet on races 1-4 at Swan Hill or Pakenham and if your horse runs SECOND, we will refund your stake back as a bonus up to $25.

Saturday (Stakes Day) – Simply have a Fixed Odds Win Bet on any race at Flemington, Rosehill, Doomben, Morphettville or Ascot and if your horse runs SECOND or THIRD, we will refund your stake back as a bonus up to $50. On the three Group Ones (Flemington races 6, 7 and 8), we will extend this offer to $100.

T & C’s for each of these promosFirst bet on each respective race only and VBoost Bets are not eligible.

VFeature – In The Hunter, we will offer you MazuVBoost of $5 ($4 at the moment). Simply reply to the VNEWS or jump on Live Chat and we will get it sorted for you. Expires midnight Friday 4th November. (First 50 to apply and Max bet is $500.) Current active VICBET account holders only…..

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Yesterday the largest winning wager with us was at Flemington:

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VMEETINGS

It is all about the VRC Oaks……Enjoy your day………

VJOKE

A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. The wife had a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some panadol and go to bed. There was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going. So, he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain, and as it was still early, she decided to go to the party. And as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice lady that he could, and copping a little little kiss here and there. His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive type herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted all his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her husband. Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and enjoyed each other’s company. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and jumped into bed wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behaviour. She was sitting up reading when he came in and said what kind of a time he’d had. He said, “Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you’re not there.” Then she asked, “Did you dance much?” He replied, “I’ll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I arrived there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But I’ll tell you… the guy I loaned my costume to sure had a real good time!”

 

Good Luck, Stay Safe and have a Great Oaks Cup Day