Welcome to the Chipping Norton Edition of the VNEWS……
An Irishman Paddy is stumbling through the woods totally drunk, after leaving the Pub trying to find his way home. He then comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds into the water, subsequently bumping into the preacher. The preacher turns around to him and is overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon, he asks the drunk Paddy, “Are you ready to find Jesus?” Paddy shouts, “Yes, I am.”So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him back and asks, “Brother, have you found Jesus?” Paddy replies, “No, I haven’t found Jesus!” The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks him again but for a little longer. He again pulls him out of the water and asks, “Have you found Jesus, brother?” Paddy answers, “No, I haven’t found Jesus!” By this time, the preacher is at his wits end and dunks Paddy again, but this time holds him down for about 30-35 seconds. When he begins kicking his arms and legs all about, he pulls him up. The preacher again asks the very drunk Paddy, “For the love of God, have you found Jesus? “Paddy staggers upright, wipes his eyes, coughs up a bit of water, catches his breath, and says to the preacher, “Are you sure this is where he fell in?”
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- Caulfield R6 – Brave Smash $12,500 Fixed at $4 – Credit of $37,500 to the VICBET Client….
And the largest losing wager with us was also at Caulfield:
- Caulfield R5 – Flippant $12,500 Best Tote at $3.20, (Unplaced) – Loss of $12,500 to the VICBET Client……
This week’s $100 VBET goes to Bill L, thanks for continued patronage Bill……….
Jon M had his $100 VBET on a winner at Caulfield last Saturday – Silent Sedition at the Top Fluc odds of $4.20 so $320 jumps in for Jon…….
The $100 VBET is given to anyone that sends a new joke that appears here in the VNEWS, opens an account, refers a friend, has a bet in the previous month, rates the joke by return EMail or sends some feedback about how we can improve the VNEWS….
VH2H – Head to Head Betting
We would love you to try the VICBET Head 2 Head Betting. Make a deposit anytime this week from Monday to Friday and if interested we will add a 15% Bonus to have some H2H bets. Simply text Tim Cleary (0433-339347) after depositing so we know you would like to have a try, the only catch is no withdrawals till you have had a H2H bet in a Group of two and three and the Max FREE H2H bets is $200….
The highlights of the weeknd’s upcoming races will be the Group One Australian Guineas at Flemington and the Group One Chipping Norton Stakes at Randwick……. …
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Up on the VICBET website there are plenty of Feature Races to choose from, including the 2018 Caulfield Cup with lots of runners as equal $21 Favs, take your pick and you can have $31 now, simply reply to the VNEWS…….
Let’s try another H2H Promo this week………Have four H2H bets up to $200 each, if all four get rolled you get half your cash back. So to be clear, you have four H2H bets within 30 mins of each other (only one outcome can be odds-on), all lose so instead of losing $800, you lose $400 but you have the chance of winning with all four as well. Text Tim (0433-339347) for your refund…………
The Group One Chipping Norton was first run in 1925 and is named after the suburb Chipping Norton located in Liverpool about 30 kms south-west of Sydney. Some of the stars of the Turf to have won this time-honoured race include Phar Lap (1930), Bernborough (1946), Tulloch (1960 & 1962), Emancipation (1984), Super Impose (1991-92), Octagonal (1997) and Winx (2016-17). Tie the Knot won it four times in consecutive years from 1999-2002. The race has always been run at either Randwick or Warwick Farm. Winx won in 2017 as the $1.22 Fav, there will be no such generous odds this time with $1.08 the early quote for the Superstar……….
Your referrals are one of the main sources of us sourcing new Clients so we would like to reward you. To show our appreciation when you introduce a family member or a friend to us if anyone introduces someone and they deposit up to $500 (T/O X 3 and excl Odds-On) to get their VICBET account going we will add a FREE $345 into your VICBET account. It takes no time to get the ball rolling……….
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Good Luck and Happy Punting……